maleteen:

chinese food is more important than 95% of the things in my life

(via orgasm)

officialunitedstates:

I like globes that have the bumps on them for mountains.  let me feel the earth, run my fingers over your himalayas, caress your inner alps

(via unexotic)

highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

image

When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

image

(via loserslol)

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

(Source: the-maines, via orgasm)

trillow:

i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end

(via unexotic)

officialfrenchtoast:

when ur talking to ur crush & your bestfriend keeps bringing up embarrassing stories about you

image

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)