drunktrophywife:

you want me to follow back? Let me go ask my mom. She said no

(via unescapable)

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

(via strictlyteen)

s4t4nluvr666:

uhmeliamay:

plot twist: the person you like actually texts you back

plot twist: the person you like texts you first

(Source: feistiest, via trust)