diamoncls:

when a hot guy walks by

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(via trust)

thevoicecalledcheesecake:

I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.

(via voaga)

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

(via trust)

horse-ebook:

darrynek:

*picks up banana* hello

your son. he is dead

(Source: panerasexual, via fake-mermaid)

freshprlncess:

food-vacuum:

how does phone sex end?

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(Source: foodvacuum, via trust)