chodyfoster:

"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"

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her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.

(via loserslol)

sorry:

I want to be skinny but I also want pizza for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Do you feel me.

(Source: sorry, via orgasm)

canadianslut:

I don’t use condoms ;)

not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex

(via loserslol)

justbeingfabulous:

you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

(Source: kjxq, via loserslol)

brititch:

what does the fox say?

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"oh man!"

(Source: wigwams, via unexotic)